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This is John's latest work. It was produced by Tom Griswold of the "Bob and Tom Show". Tom gave John the idea of playing two announcers trying to kill time during a Rain Delay of a baseball game. John fell in love with the idea because as he puts it, "I always thought it was funny listerning to sports announcers trying to kill time during a rain delay. It is very difficult because there is no game to report and they end up talking about the most inane things to fill time. Here then is the "Rain Delay". If you are a Harry Caray fan or just a sports fan in general you will get a hoot out of this CD filled with crazy story after crazy strory.
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1.There's a Couple of Crazies |
5. Check Out the Halter Top on That One! |
9.Wisconsin/Mike Ditka/Girs Gone Wild |
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2. Jalapeno Pepper Story |
6. A Chance of Rain/Barry Bonds and Steroids |
10. Nobody Wants to Be Accountable |
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3. "Hit the Ball,You Fat Jew" |
7. Albuquerque/Pittsburg/Philadelphia |
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4. Mexico |
8. The Middle East/Alqueda |
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Three kids and seven years later, John has finally released his third CD "John Caponera Live at Hilarities". This CD was recorded live at Hilarites 4th street theatre in Cleveland, OH in the Fall of 2004. Like fine wine, John's act gets better with age. This eigthty minute CD is loaded with all new, fresh material that John has honed over the last several years. If you're into John's sense of humor, this thirty seven track CD of original comedy is right up your alley. Caponera covers the gamut with bits on sports, kids, sex, getting older and much more. His routine on the charity event "Drink-a-keg-for-Katie" is a classic.
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1.My Wife and Sports |
11. Steroids and Baseball |
21. Negative People |
31. Drink a Keg for Katie |
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2.Suicide Bombers |
12. College Sports |
22. What-a-ya, Gay? |
32. Getting Older |
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3. Team to Cheer For |
13. Vin Scully |
23. Fishing Trip |
33. Atkins Diet |
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4. Alqaida Praying |
14. Haray Caray` |
24. Cleveland Driving` |
34. Talk Radio |
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5. Columbia |
15. Kids |
25. Parking |
35. The Weather |
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6. Terror Alert |
16. Baby Talk |
26. Live the Moment |
36. Shaving My Ears |
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7. Racial Profiling |
17. Ethnic Names |
27. Stupid Deaths |
37. Gray Pubic Hair |
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8. Mike Tyson |
18. Blackie |
28. 153lb. Tumor |
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9. Fernando Vargas |
19. My Finger, My Butt |
29. When Animals Attack |
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10. Kobe Bryant |
20. Drinking and Driving |
30. Crash/Twister |
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"COMEDY...COMIN' AT YA"
After seventeen years of doing stand-up comedy, John Caponera has finally released his first live comedy recording. It was well worth the wait. Now everyone can enjoy the unique brand of humor audiences have been laughing at for the last two decades. Hear for yourself why John is considered one of the best stand-up comics in the business.
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1.Introduction |
6.Bullet in My Neck. |
11. Golf |
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2. Driving in L.A. |
7.Identity Crisis |
12. Vin Skully/Harry Caray |
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3.Negative People |
8. Stupid Athletes |
13. The Phone Call |
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4. Scuba Diver |
9. Exhibitionists |
14. My Baby |
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5. It's Gone Too Far |
10. The Union Guy |
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"TOTAL SPORTS COMEDY"
Bob Costas says, "John Caponera's Total Sports Comedy is as funny as baseball owners are greedy". This live recording covers everything from baseball,basketball and football to the Olympics, America's Cup and much more, featuring the best ten minutes of Harry Caray ever heard. If you're a sports fan with a sense of humor, John Caponera's Total Sports Comedy is a must.
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1. Introduction |
5. Old Timer's Game |
9. Rodman |
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2. Sports Records |
6. Olympics |
10. Americas Cup |
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3. College Cheerleaders |
7. M.Tyson / R. Tarpley |
11. Golf |
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4. Rough Riders |
8. Incentive Clauses |
12. Harry Caray |
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