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This is John's latest work. It was produced by Tom Griswold of the "Bob and Tom Show". Tom gave John the idea of playing two announcers trying to kill time during a Rain Delay of a baseball game. John fell in love with the idea because as he puts it, "I always thought it was funny listerning to sports announcers trying to kill time during a rain delay. It is very difficult because there is no game to report and they end up talking about the most inane things to fill time. Here then is the "Rain Delay". If you are a Harry Caray fan or just a sports fan in general you will get a hoot out of this CD filled with crazy story after crazy strory.

1.There's a Couple of Crazies

5. Check Out the Halter Top on That One!

9.Wisconsin/Mike Ditka/Girs Gone Wild

2. Jalapeno Pepper Story

6. A Chance of Rain/Barry Bonds and Steroids

10. Nobody Wants to Be Accountable

3. "Hit the Ball,You Fat Jew"

7. Albuquerque/Pittsburg/Philadelphia

4. Mexico

8. The Middle East/Alqueda

 

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Three kids and seven years later, John has finally released his third CD "John Caponera Live at Hilarities". This CD was recorded live at Hilarites 4th street theatre in Cleveland, OH in the Fall of 2004. Like fine wine, John's act gets better with age. This eigthty minute CD is loaded with all new, fresh material that John has honed over the last several years. If you're into John's sense of humor, this thirty seven track CD of original comedy is right up your alley. Caponera covers the gamut with bits on sports, kids, sex, getting older and much more. His routine on the charity event "Drink-a-keg-for-Katie" is a classic.

1.My Wife and Sports

11. Steroids and Baseball

21. Negative People

31. Drink a Keg for Katie

2.Suicide Bombers

12. College Sports

22. What-a-ya, Gay?

32. Getting Older

3. Team to Cheer For

13. Vin Scully

23. Fishing Trip

33. Atkins Diet

4. Alqaida Praying

14. Haray Caray`

24. Cleveland Driving`

34. Talk Radio

5. Columbia

15. Kids

25. Parking

35. The Weather

6. Terror Alert

16. Baby Talk

26. Live the Moment

36. Shaving My Ears

7. Racial Profiling

17. Ethnic Names

27. Stupid Deaths

37. Gray Pubic Hair

8. Mike Tyson

18. Blackie

28. 153lb. Tumor

9. Fernando Vargas

19. My Finger, My Butt

29. When Animals Attack

10. Kobe Bryant

20. Drinking and Driving

30. Crash/Twister

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"COMEDY...COMIN' AT YA"

After seventeen years of doing stand-up comedy, John Caponera has finally released his first live comedy recording. It was well worth the wait. Now everyone can enjoy the unique brand of humor audiences have been laughing at for the last two decades. Hear for yourself why John is considered one of the best stand-up comics in the business.

1.Introduction

6.Bullet in My Neck.

11. Golf

2. Driving in L.A.

7.Identity Crisis

12. Vin Skully/Harry Caray

3.Negative People

8. Stupid Athletes

13. The Phone Call

4. Scuba Diver

9. Exhibitionists

14. My Baby

5. It's Gone Too Far

10. The Union Guy

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"TOTAL SPORTS COMEDY"

Bob Costas says, "John Caponera's Total Sports Comedy is as funny as baseball owners are greedy". This live recording covers everything from baseball,basketball and football to the Olympics, America's Cup and much more, featuring the best ten minutes of Harry Caray ever heard. If you're a sports fan with a sense of humor, John Caponera's Total Sports Comedy is a must.

1. Introduction

5. Old Timer's Game

9. Rodman

2. Sports Records

6. Olympics

10. Americas Cup

3. College Cheerleaders

7. M.Tyson / R. Tarpley

11. Golf

4. Rough Riders

8. Incentive Clauses

12. Harry Caray

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